Thread: Ode to the Penguins' Power Play
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Feb-10-2010, 04:56 AM #1
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Ode to the Penguins' Power Play
It's gotten better, but it still sucks. Here's a little poetry about the beloved YP done in the style of Dr. Seuss.....if Dr. Seuss were Quentin Tarantino.
Ode to the Penguins' Power Play
What the ****?
Just shoot the puck!
You're burnin' my ***
With that backdoor pass.
It doesn't work anymore,
That's why you don't score!
Just shoot the puck!
And what the ****?
It might just go in,
And you just might win.
BUT NO!!!!
You pass and pass,
And send it 'round the glass.
What the ****?
Just shoot the puck!
Pass to the point, then to the slot,
Back to the point then fake a shot.
D to D, then behind the net
(There's no one in front of the crease, I bet!)
So pass the puck along the boards,
And back up to the point once more.
Finally take a shot attempt,
And it goes wide left much to my contempt.
Lose the race to get the puck,
So it get cleared. Oh, WHAT THE ****?
Now struggle to get back in the zone,
'Cause Sergei Gonchar goes it alone.
So then resort to dump and chase,
And eventually you win the race
Only to get back to where you've begun
Pass and pass and pass and pass until the power play is done.
By: El Sid
Thank youLast edited by El Sid; Feb-10-2010 at 05:13 AM.
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Feb-10-2010, 08:33 AM #2
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Re: Ode to the Penguins' Power Play



Well said!
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