The Bob Smizik & Lemmings Beat Down Thread

[wvkeeper]

This is THE THREAD!!

• If you've decided to hurt your eyes and drop your IQ 10 points or more by stopping over at Bob Smizik's Blog and read his blog and comments from his Lemmings...
  
  
• If you've decided to share mental retardation, general stupidity, lack of common sense and excessive idiocy that you've stumbled upon from Bob Smizik and his Lemmings....
  
  
• If you found yourself doing this ---> as you read some bandwidth stealing Blog Article from Bob Smizik and comments from his Lemmings....

Post it here in the Official "Bob Smizik & Lemmings Beat Down Thread"!!!

Where we will respectively laugh at, shake our heads at and provide a thick verbal assault on all things by Bob Smizik and his Lemmings!

(On a side note ... all Threads started that contain something from Bob Smizik and his Blog will automatically get merged into this SUPER THREAD! Once we hit 1,000 posts, we will start a 2nd Thread!)

[wvkeeper]

Well to be honest it would take 4 years to copy and paste all the inane comments on the most recent Smizik post entitled, "Trading Maholm reeks of salary dump"

http://community.post-gazette.com/bl...lary-dump.aspx

[vandelay industries]

All of the rejects who ditched the PBC Blog when it went behind the pay wall post on Smizik's blog.

The comments section is a trainwreck of epic proportions.

[Kipper]

All of the rejects who ditched the PBC Blog when it went behind the pay wall post on Smizik's blog.

The comments section is a trainwreck of epic proportions.

I can only imagine. On the plus side, now we won't have to worry about getting anymore of Dejans opinionated pieces and "fluff" without ******bag commenters influencing him. Works for me, means we're getting great reporting on the Pirates. Let ******bag Smizik do the fluff opinion crap that I can ignore

I used to have some old ones saved I'll have to search

[vandelay industries]

I can only imagine. On the plus side, now we won't have to worry about getting anymore of Dejans opinionated pieces and [HIGH-LIGHT]"fluff"[/HIGH-LIGHT] without ******bag commenters influencing him. Works for me, means we're getting great reporting on the Pirates. Let ******bag Smizik do the fluff opinion crap that I can ignore

I used to have some old ones saved I'll have to search

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fluffer

[LeeFoo]

From the Plus, I think we need to post Jersey Joe's babblings here. If I could ever figure out what the heck he says.

Nothing from the Pads or Mets systems excite me. However, I am sure Dealin Neal has his eyes on a few 'downward plane' guys.

I wonder who'd take Paul's place? Morton? McCutcheon? EVELAND?

I'm 57 and had a pretty mean fast pitch wiffle ball assortment once...I wonder.........???

[Kipper]

From the Plus, I think we need to post Jersey Joe's babblings here. If I could ever figure out what the heck he says.

Nothing from the Pads or Mets systems excite me. However, I am sure Dealin Neal has his eyes on a few 'downward plane' guys.

I wonder who'd take Paul's place? Morton? McCutcheon? EVELAND?

I'm 57 and had a pretty mean fast pitch wiffle ball assortment once...I wonder.........???

McCutchen is reported to be coming up which makes sense. He would be next in line.

Jersey joe is a wreck

[jnn123]

McCutchen is reported to be coming up which makes sense. He would be next in line.

McCutchen was already coming up anyway. He's taking the Lincoln spot in the rotation (tomorrow). Someone else would have to fill the other hole.

[Kipper]

McCutchen was already coming up anyway. He's taking the Lincoln spot in the rotation (tomorrow). Someone else would have to fill the other hole.

ahh.... that's right. I completely had forgotten about that

[DCBILL]

Just remember Kip, Smizik "loves you!"

(How about a new "Latest Bucco Trade Rumors" thread starting tomorrow, so we don't have to wade through 9 pages of old news posts?)

[Kipper]

Just remember Kip, Smizik "loves you!"

(How about a new "Latest Bucco Trade Rumors" thread starting tomorrow, so we don't have to wade through 9 pages of old news posts?)

Sure thing on the thread.

remember though, if something ACTUALLY happens a seperate thread or 3 are usually made.. just made no sense to start new threads some rumor was tweeted.

I think bob Smizik's afro loves me

[wvkeeper]

Some Gems from today's Smizik column on Chris Snyder:

Bad Deal Neal's next "AKI."

I can't wait to see this guy playing in Indy next year!

$1 MILLION to pay down debt., that's the key to this deal for TBMTIB..what's one more average to below average player on this ship of fools?

The Pittsburgh Baseball Calamity, where winning is a luxury & is never expected...where turning a profit & paying down debt is paramount...sure it's a business, but when did it stop being a sport, after all the primary objective for the FO of any pro sports franchise cannot be anything other than winning...that's the bottom line in the business of sports...W's...NOT $$$.

We are rebuilding with a previously injured, .230-hitting catcher, set to make $12.5 million over the next two years?

Seriously?

I won't call the Buccos cheap on this one; just not too bright.

[wvkeeper]

actually I believe this deal would fit the template perfectly for being a typical Nutter deal....pick up basically a bit player with just enough $$ on his contract to keep their noses above the Mendoza line of MLB payrolls....this is one brick in the road for paving the way to jettison off more payroll with Maholm, Duke, Doumit, either now or this coming offseason. Keep the merry-go-round turning while maintaining the payroll at just the right level to make globs of $$...

lol

[wvkeeper]

Here is another gem...

Typical nutter Pickup

Looks like more bobby crosby,church,aki signings to me......another words bench players who will be thrust into starting roles to fail miserably

I see clement may be back. Yippee

Now all we need is mortons nasty stuff

[SteelKeg]